November 26th, 2011 2:02 pm

tonight 3 of my favorite bands are playing at the westway. twiggy is hosting

October 14th, 2011 12:52 am

that's a close-up of that fridge

 

happy birthday andrew

August 27th, 2011 9:17 pm

"the mona lisa" aka the birthday slice for kuo! holler at me kuotis and i'm gonna put the pepperoni in your pizza. heart nate/xoxo gossip squirl

fuck that. this is real talk

August 27th, 2011 8:26 pm

this is the hurricane crack. nutterbutter cookie dipped in the nutella.

August 27th, 2011 8:25 pm

my favorite website is called thereifixedit.com and this is almost worthy of that shit. zip ties holding my shutters closed while i wait for this bitch irene to pass through town

August 27th, 2011 8:19 pm

irene is coming for my crib?

August 27th, 2011 8:10 pm

julia roberts is illegally beautiful and has a five o’clock shadow

August 27th, 2011 8:02 pm

sleeping on your couch

June 14th, 2011 1:18 am

staying real

June 14th, 2011 12:59 am

fuck omen and indochine, ballers stay at takahachi.  boys room above and girls room below.  wreckognise

ashley bickerton

June 13th, 2011 1:02 am

this is a camera phone flick of a detail of one of ashley bickerton’s artworks at lehmann maupin gallery on 26th street.  the show is up until the 25th.  dude is OG talent. don’t sleep!

May 4th, 2011 10:01 pm

my godson, finbar craig-martin just got a new tattoo.  i helped him design it

April 29th, 2011 2:16 am

so i’m a corny blogger now, too.  thanks, downtown don.  peep game: i went upstate last weekend to drink beers and shoot guns and make art and this is how it went down

took us 5 hours to get there because of flooded highways but the views were worth it.

when you get upstate and take the keys out of the ignition the locals give you a free outfit change

it’s further away than it looks.  sculpture is all about precision and physics and geometry.  and a scope and a clip

committee meeting about aesthetics:  assholes are like opinions–everybody gotta have one

after the show it’s the after party:  the brothers bloomstein (ben and nicky).  these dudes were the sharp shooters.  imagine that

fuck these woods.  get me back to manhattan

meanwhile, back at the ranch

all of these photos were taken by aaron aujla, who tells me i vogue this way every time i stand back to look at a painting.

April 28th, 2011 12:09 am

this is what it looked like in the morning.  photos by aaron aujla

bulletproof sculpture upstate ny

April 28th, 2011 12:00 am